"Whammo! Black Eye".
I bought this book with the intention as agift for my friend. After browsing through the jokes, I decided to keep it for myself. This book has 470 pages of jokes that'll sure make you fall off your seat laughing. This is one of my favourites:
John saw Bob in the pub. Bob had a black eye.
"What happened?" asked John.
"Well," said Bob, "I was in church last Sunday, and we stood up to sing a hymn. I noticed that the dress on the woman in front of me had caught up into the crack of her bum. I thought to myself, that will be uncomfortable when she sits down, and it wouldn't look good for her to be squirming on the seat in church. So I reached forward and pulled the fods of her dress out from where it was caught. She turned around and slugged me, whammo. Black eye."
"Some people have no gratitude," opined John.
The following week they meet again. Bob's other eye is blackened.
"Not that woman in church again?" asked John.
"Sure was," replied Bob. "Same deal. We stand up to sing a hymn and her dress is caught in the crack of her bum. Only this time it's the guy next to me who pulls it out."
John asks, "And did she think it was you and slug you for it?"
"Oh no. You see, I knew that she didn't like her dress being pulled out of her bum, so I tried to poke it back again. Whammo. Black eye."
I bought this book with the intention as agift for my friend. After browsing through the jokes, I decided to keep it for myself. This book has 470 pages of jokes that'll sure make you fall off your seat laughing. This is one of my favourites:
John saw Bob in the pub. Bob had a black eye.
"What happened?" asked John.
"Well," said Bob, "I was in church last Sunday, and we stood up to sing a hymn. I noticed that the dress on the woman in front of me had caught up into the crack of her bum. I thought to myself, that will be uncomfortable when she sits down, and it wouldn't look good for her to be squirming on the seat in church. So I reached forward and pulled the fods of her dress out from where it was caught. She turned around and slugged me, whammo. Black eye."
"Some people have no gratitude," opined John.
The following week they meet again. Bob's other eye is blackened.
"Not that woman in church again?" asked John.
"Sure was," replied Bob. "Same deal. We stand up to sing a hymn and her dress is caught in the crack of her bum. Only this time it's the guy next to me who pulls it out."
John asks, "And did she think it was you and slug you for it?"
"Oh no. You see, I knew that she didn't like her dress being pulled out of her bum, so I tried to poke it back again. Whammo. Black eye."
1 comment:
So you like Ausie jokes, I like to share an original encountered while studying there in
the 70s. The Ausies have peculiar accent and it took me quite a while to understand them... On arrival at Sydney airport my friend was asked by immigration officer, "Do you come here to die (to-day)" He answered " No Sir, I come here to study, to live"
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